So Emilie Autumn is holding a challenge for all of us fans so I just had to participate.
"Ok, PRs, here's the #asylumcellnumber challenge: Use this demo for reference. http://bit.ly/qAKV8a Just recorded it singing into my laptop mic and bashing teacups on the table for the drums. Seriously. Fact. What you do to get an Official Asylum Cell Number: VIDEO yourself singing TEA WILL ROCK YOU and post on YouTube. Send the link to http://firstname.lastname@example.org. Make it awesome. Receive an #asylumcellnumber. Go forth and rock. Tea-style. (If you already have a cell number, do this anyway and get extra biscuits.)"
So here's what I came up with.